grow up

You are kindly urged to please grow up
you are required to do the same thing everyday
until you die.
you are required to look like you are boring
you are required to drive
and bitch about gas prices
and how much your car sucks
you are required to get a job
and be someone’s slave.
you are required to let other people make you feel like shit
but its it will all pay off in the end
because one you’ll be just like everyone else
and no one will make you feel bad about not growing up
and two because you’ll have money to waste on countless
things that you want and don’t need.
and don’t forget if you don’t grow up
everyone will guild trip you and make you feel shitty
and you’ll probably become homeless and loose your teeth.
so please we advise you
grow up.